Need Artist to Help Save World

You want someone to help you spread moral panic? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_panic

'Moral Panic Tarsier' is a meme I could get behind.

Moral Panic Tapir would be even better.

Moral Panic Howler Monkey would be betterer.

I dunno, they're cute, but they don't look panickey, more... stolid?

Moral Panic Howler Monkey doesn't have a very marketable name.

Moral Panic Pig has that certain something about it.

We also need a theme tune.

That comment was meant to refer to tapirs, Howler Monkeys are good. Hoot, hoot!

The name could be just Moral Panic Monkey, as long as the image was a Howler perhaps. Though sudden I like the sound of Moral Panic Pigs-in-a-Blanket.

Moral Panic Mole?

'Panic' by the Smiths? I'm sure the lyrics could be tweaked.

Moral Panic Mole reminds me too much of Adrian Mole.

Moral Panic Pigeon?

Split the difference: Moral Panic Pig-Monkey. (Theme song: Panic by Lucie.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffd3YDylqAs

I want to educate people about a real and serious problem that is going on in the U.S. An estimated 100,000 underage girls are currently trapped in a life of underage prostitution. I am trying to spread the word to help prevent girls from falling into the trap.

So you want more of a Panda kind of thing?

I was picturing something like one of these creep guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

Maybe wearing stereotypical pimp clothes.

I'm thinking more of a blind rhinoceros might be more appropriate.

You should probably go for something along the lines of Pedobear?

Moral Panic red panda