So Spiderman Deadpool and Venom walk into a bar

LOL

A bear walks into a bar.

the bartender says, "what's with the big paws?"

pffffhahaha that was made funnier by the fact that I went and did stuff in between posts.

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says I am lookin....for the man who shot my pa

A pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, you gotta steering wheel on your crotch!" Pirate says, "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A vampire walks in to a bar and orders a mug of hot water.. wait, maybe I don't wanna tell this one.

A man walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm, he sets it on the bar and says "hey you wanna see something cool?" (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't server string here" So the string goes outside, ties himself up a bit and tussles his hair. Upon returning to the bar the bartender says "Hey...You aren't a piece of string are you?" and the string says. "No I'm a frayed knot."

Oh boy http://drawception.com/viewgame/xazQytbXPL/deadpool-spiderman-daredevil-team-up/

Two guys walk into a bar...

...The third one ducks.