A lady and her two friends go "Ooh! Triplets!"
A bear walks into a bar.
the bartender says, "what's with the big paws?"
pffffhahaha that was made funnier by the fact that I went and did stuff in between posts.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says I am lookin....for the man who shot my pa
A pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, you gotta steering wheel on your crotch!"
Pirate says, "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A vampire walks in to a bar and orders a mug of hot water.. wait, maybe I don't wanna tell this one.
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm, he sets it on the bar and says "hey you wanna see something cool?"
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A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't server string here" So the string goes outside, ties himself up a bit and tussles his hair. Upon returning to the bar the bartender says "Hey...You aren't a piece of string are you?" and the string says. "No I'm a frayed knot."
Two guys walk into a bar...
...The third one ducks.
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