Alien powersuit found by simple farmer
Alien business man makes farmer offer to probe
Alien tries and fails at a new, friendly career
Alien is a terrible balloon salesman.
Tourette alien sells baloons. Kids cry.
Alien with tourettes steals children's balloons.
Alien balloon seller curses the crying infants
We wanted all the earths resources...baloons ???
Deadly asteroids get bored, wander off.