Gilgamesh and Enkidu (B?)romance
King Uruk seduces a Hair Naked Man
King wants a kiss from fat naked poo covered man
King kisses his dirty smelly oaf of a man-wife
The king is about to kiss a dirty fat woman.
King embarrassed by blonde's advances
Odd lippy monster conquers the diarrhea menace.
Three eyed alien decrees pepto is good
Three Eyed Green Alien presents Pepto-bismol