Horse wants to be a filthy thief.

Horse wants to be a filthy thief.

horse wants to be a robber

Criminal horse becomes egotistical

A thieving horse should go into politics

the royal news scroll

Ye Olde Royal News

A victorian man with a fancy moustache reading

A gentleman's mustache reads a book

The magical, living mustache that can read

Moustache reads like a sir

Mustache reads a book like a sir.

Mustache reading a book