Your D&D character (PIO)

Your D&D character (PIO)

Your Dad...as a double-swordsman!

My dad is a cowboy pirate with bombs for feet

Cowboy pirate - arrrrr!

Cowboy pirate hears a funny joke

A retarded pirate cowboy, missing a tooth

Pirate Cowboy isn't the smartest of men

Pirate accidentally runs over a wolf

Truck full of poison runs over a dog.

Smurfs are murderous animal haters

Smurf stabbed a dog to death with a gold knife

Angry surf kills puppy