Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the chicken roadkill on the other side

It's quite obvious you ran over that chicken.

man denies responsibility in hit and run crash

Bill Cosby says "This is not my car"

Bill Cosby pulled over with a girl in his car

Molester picks up a little girl in a van

Girl approaches suspicious van marked 'Candi.'