All the dwarves from the Hobbit?!

All the dwarves from the Hobbit?!

Beard Party

We seem to have party hats in our beards.

There's a party going on in this man's beard

The drunken gnomes in my beard made me do it.

Drunk gnomes in a beard make evil commands

Gnomes in man's beard tell him to do wrong

sir! you have demon elfs on your beard