Step 1: A cat knocks things off a table

Step 1: A cat knocks things off a table

step 3: have the Pharaohs make you their god

Step 5: your new demigod son hates u

step 7:theipy doesnt work, drink coke instead

Step 8: grab oktoberfest beer instead

Step #9: Pee in beer and give it 2 your enemy

Step 11: Find out that he was your father

Step 13: if nothing else, help her pack.