A sloth slowly drowning in lava.

A sloth slowly drowning in lava.

Lesson learned: sloths should not swim in lava

Sloth, the deadliest of the seven sins

Grown up child can't handle adult tasks

Stork hates buying groceries.

Stork delivers groceries too now

The Stork Now Delivers Groceries To Your Door!

Slender Man orders children and vegetables.

Slenderman Orders Children/Vegetables

Spider overlord has human sandwhich for lunch.

Giant spider eats human sandwich

Spider eats kid's sandwich