step 1: buy a large stretch of farmland

step 1: buy a large stretch of farmland

Step 3: Get incarcerated for trespassing

step 5: try to not get molested in jail

Step 7: You forgot your legs back in jail

Step 9: you ALSO forgot not to drop the soap.

Step 11: Pick up the soap and keep on crying

Step 13: Find solace in serving Allah

step 15: use the donuts as a hula hoop