Step 1: Go to McDonald's

Step 1: Go to McDonald's

Step 2: Go to Burger King instead

Step 4: get the background layer

Step 6: paint your baby with said color

Step 8 : Satan has joined the game

Step 10: Find happiness anyway.

Step 3: travel the world

Step 5: Get rescued by passing pirates

Step 7: Bond with your new crew

Step 9: release it worldwide

Step 11: Eat their souls

Step 13: eat the bodies