Step 1 : Kidnap a child

Step 1 : Kidnap a child

Step 3: Clean up the crime scene

Step 5: Grab a nice fuzzy towel and dry off

Step 7: Wait 10,000 years for iceblock to thaw

It took 10,000 years for the ice cube to melt.

It takes a year for an ice cube to melt?

An ice cube melts on table after 12 months

ice that takes a year to melt