Step 1: Open Animal Crossing

Step 1: Open Animal Crossing

step 2: play animal crossing forever

Step 4: an enderman steals your girl

Step 6: Default dance on it's dead body

step 8: become a master at baking deserts

step 10 you go to a all you can eat

Step 12: finish with a wafer thin mint

step 14: you explode

Child crusader resets universe.

a holy crusader does the thanos snap

Solaire got Thanos snapped

crusade soldier fading away