Bow down to Lord Clippy, Master of Word

Bow down to Lord Clippy, Master of Word

God-King Clippy

Stupid Paperclip is a Bad Ruler

Unfortunately, paper clip won't work as ruler

Paperclips are not rulers.

two angry clippies saying they arent rulers

Clips are jealous of rulers

Markiplier likes rulers

man with pink moustache looks at ruler

Man measures his pink moustache

measuring a pink mustache

My moustache is longer than a ruler.