Greg Heffley as a scientist.

Greg Heffley as a scientist.

Wimpy Kid wants to be Dr Horrible

man thinks of Dr. horrible's sing-along blog

Boy thinks he'll be cool when he's older.

Battered dweeb vows eventual coolness

Beat up nerd vows to eventually become cool

Nerd vows revenge on hipsters

Nerd angry at hipsters for stealing his style

A Trekkie hates hipsters

man hates everyone

"Dare ya to flip off da bear in that cave!"

Daring man tries to goad bear into a fight