step 1: get an dog that cares about u

step 1: get an dog that cares about u

Step 3: The dog catcher catches & returns it

Step 5 Celebrate your triumph

Step 7: find out the chick is a dude

Step 9: befriend the gay couple cuz why not

Step 11: adopt an adorable pet

step 13: love your pet a bit too much...

step 15: accidentally poison your new pet fsh