Step 1: I FORGOT THE MILK!

Step 1: I FORGOT THE MILK!

Step 3: Throw it at the closest living thing

Step 5: head hurts really bad from thrown rock

Diagnosis: a bruised ego.

Doctor tells man "it's your ego"

therapist says ego is patient's problem

"7.8/10 too much ego", says doctor

7.8/10 too mych ego, says nurse