If this gets top, I'll suck your d&ck

If this gets top, I'll suck your d&ck

Piece of toast wants to eat a live bird.

Hostile, drooling toast intends to eat cute bluebird

demonic toast gonna eat twitter bird

Evil toast and blue blob

Angry toast says "I hate y'all" to water molecules

Bread hates water molecules

sentient bacon wards off water molecules