she sells seashells by the seashore

she sells seashells by the seashore

Fat transvestite sells seashells

Fat woman gathers sandal-looking seashells

Fat cow doesn't like her flip flops anymore

cow is sad about new green sandals

Dog cries flesh due to diarrhea

Dog cries gold "S"s after dropping pretzel rods

Dog cries simoleons over spilled pretzel rods

Adorable puppy sad he tracked mud in the house