step 1: Travel 500 years to the past

step 1: Travel 500 years to the past

Step 3: find a wife so u can be king & queen

Step 5: the corgi leaves you,like every1 else

step 7: force your hamster to dance

Step 9: stop that man's excellent dance

Step 11: Reality has crumbled, accept new one

Step 13: Live in this new reality

Step 15: get married, have many kids together