Step One: Form a Crew of Pirates

Step One: Form a Crew of Pirates

Step 3: See a skull cloud on the horizon

Step 5: Bask in the glory of the Skull God

Step 7 : You Summon Papyrus

Step 9, summon Sans next.

Step 11: erase Sans from existence and memory

step 13: spend gold

Step 15: be poor forever. The end.