What if Zelda was a girl?

What if Zelda was a girl?

Zelda denies gender-change rumours

Sheik is a woman

Shrexy-sexy Shrek

HEY NOW YOURE AN ALLSTAR GET YOUR GAME ON

And all that glitters is gold... (cont. song)

It's a cool place, they sayitgetscolder (cont)

But the meteor men beg to differ (cont. song)