step 1 get spiky hair, and dye it blue

step 1 get spiky hair, and dye it blue

step 3: realize that u'll never be beautiful

Step 5 Make every one else rule the world

Step 7: Remember how to revive communism.

Step 9. Become Jewish

Step 11: Turn the frogs into asexuals

Step 13: Open your Present. It's frogs

Step 15: Kermit died

Step17:ask DrFrankenstein to ressurect Kermit

Step 19: Kermit the frog transforms into man

step 21, kermit lives a fulfilling life

Step 23: Kermit falls and he gets hurt