Surfing cow is bad at surfing.

Surfing cow is bad at surfing.

Surfer to surfing cow: NO, THE UDDER WAY

Surfing Cow needs to go the udder way.

Cow mating with octopus while surfing

Cow, with Octopus on its rear, surfs

Cow surfer octopus udder

French cow surfs wave on top of octopus

French cow surfs on purple octopus