Step 1: Become a mermaid

Step 1: Become a mermaid

step 3: dedicate your entire life to fish.

Step 3: Feed me

step 5: look at the skittle puke mess you mad

Step 7: write a book about your adventures

Step 8: Share your book with the whole world

Step 10: write a detailed blog entry about it

Step 3: realize you lost a follower, cry