Step 22: Redo Step 1

Step 22: Redo Step 1

Step 24: Defeat Alduin

Step 26: Restore Thieve's Guild to past glory

Step 18: float under women's skirts

Step 20: Nosebleed x2

Step 22: You are now part of a Voldemort Cult

Step 24: break those rules

Step 26: Realise you are your own person

step 22 (?) : Make ton of money out of it

Step 24: Rub stacks of cash in their faces

Step 26: Feel guilty for eternity...

Step 30: Pull Your Pants Down in Front of God.