step 1:become a hero that has a awesome sword

step 1:become a hero that has a awesome sword

Step 3: Kill all the monsters

Step 5: Spend it all on booze.

Step 7: Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub.

Step 8: Freeze time before Beth gets home

Step 2: Disenfect the entire trashcan after.

step 4: throw away the trashcan

Step 6: tie someone in your basement w/ rope