From the shadows, a heroine appears

From the shadows, a heroine appears

b&w female scarface with a sword

If Scarface was more about blades than guns

"Say 'konnichiwa' to my little tomodachi!"

Samurai Gene Shalit

Groucho would literally kill for a cigar.

russian cigarette surgery

In Soviet Russia cancer kills cigarettes

In Soviet Russia, CANCER kills CIGARETTES!

Soviet Russian crab grabs cigarette

A crab getting stoned

Crab thinks that smoking makes him look cool.