If only I can be so grossly incandescent.

If only I can be so grossly incandescent.

man is angry at giant thinking lightbulb

Man flips off giant lightbulb.

person jumping off a giant light-bulb

stickman jumps off giant lightbulb, BELLY FLOP

Mermaid finds a giant light bulb.

Mermaid gasps at giant lightbulb in purple sky

A mermaid watches a meteor hurtle toward Earth