Step 1: Burn the Fortnite Players

Step 1: Burn the Fortnite Players

Step 3: send a strong letter to the NY Times

Step 5: A cult is formed

Step 6 of founding a successful cult

step 8: settle down and get a tabby cat

Step 10: Make lasagna for the cat

Step 12: The cat gets a record deal

Step 14: run out of ways to spend money

Step 16: Remove all the Water

Step 18. Retire on your massive fortunes

step 19, realise that having everything is BO

step 21: attain enlightenment