Step 1. Think of a step 2

Step 1. Think of a step 2

Step 3: write step 3 and think about step 4

step 5: realise what to write for step 4

step 7: kill your pet for the soul stone

Step 9: Screw step 8

Step 11: Riot! But first pizza.

step 12 poison your enemies pizza

Step 14: He doesn't die, it's a lie!