Hans Brinker didn't put finger in the dike

man drowns in zebra urine

Zebra poops in the pool

Not sure if billiard balls or zebra poop

Gravity Test: Yup, my olives still fall.

Newton asks gravity tree for ice for martini.

Newton's more interested in an appletini.

Guy at bar receives poor service

Solo irate at wrong drink at Cantini

Gérard Depardieu

Ben Franklin in the morning

Edgar Allen Poe as a drunken teenager

Edgar Allan Poe gets forgetful after absinthe