This clock can't tick but it can tock

This clock can't tick but it can tock

Hipster clock does without ticking. Only tocks

Hipster is smoking while clock ticks away

hipster saying "That's so mainstream."

starbucks is too mainstream for hipsterguy

Fact: Starbucks is the opposite of hipster.

i'm not what i appear to be

Dancing blue bean has existential crisis