Step 1: Dont douse yourself with lighter fluid

Step 1: Dont douse yourself with lighter fluid

Step 3: Get Mermaid Girlfriend (cont., PIO)

Step 5: Eat whole plate of sushi like a dog

Step 7: Eat Ice Cream in the Shower

step 9: your teeth get frostbite (GET IT)

Step 11: Burn the roof of your mouth

Step 13: Become Vegan & Condemn Meat Eaters

Step 15: Stalk Steve Buscemi