step 1: play lobotomy corp (video game)

step 1: play lobotomy corp (video game)

Step 3: tell your friends about it

step 7: take over the world!!

taking a break while the world crumbles

having coffee on a rocket as earth explodes

Alien enjoys coffee as planet is annihilated

Alien is unconcerned with planet destruction

alien shocked to see the earth exploding