I'm a single guy. Girls, date me! I'm serious.

I'm a single guy. Girls, date me! I'm serious.

Dating site profile of a man with a crab head.

Cardboard cutout of an amine girl.

I totem of an anime miner and a hot dog.

Young miner handling a hotdog like a champ

justin beiber has a hot dog sledge hammer

Napoleon Dynamite has more swag than you.

Napoleon Dynamite will score!

Mr. Hotdog salutes Joesphine

hot dog boy scout helps Josephine

Beagle Scout Snoopy covers mud puddle for girl

cub scout snoopy shows lucy his blanket