The manliest man-made man of manly manliness.

The manliest man-made man of manly manliness.

Honest Abe's honestly rocking bod

Abraham Lincoln's death metal band performs.

Slash playing a huge spoon

Slash playing whit a spoon

Slash replaces guitar for spoon

Slash shoving his hand into a bell

Giant Slash makes a repair in a church bell

Giant Slash fixes church for grateful couple.