Step 1: Jump out of the plane

Step 1: Jump out of the plane

Step 2: Land in a country filled with goblins

step 4: apologize to their families

Step 6: feed some of the fingers to your dog

Step 8: Create an army of immortal super dogs

Step 10: Worship KK Slider as your new god

Step 13: Reset the game to meet Mr. Resetti

Step 15: do the Konami Code