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Jamie Stearns

May 3rd, 2015

Jamie Stearns has drawn 313 drawings and authored 1,426 captions across 1,739 games. They follow 0 players and have 10 followers. They've earned a total of 2,858 emotes!

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Seriously, what's with all the broken images?

Commented in the game Navy Seal clubbing baby seals

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OK, this is the second time Drawception did this to me. I finished my drawing, hit Submit, and it told me "Unable to process request. Please try again later." I hit the button again, and it gave me the same message. I hit it a third time and the message changed to "Sorry, we couldn't find your current game."

And it shows my original drawing in the game now, with a second post, apparently by me, occupied by a broken image. What is going on here?

Commented in the game John Oliver drinking milk from a cows udder

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Well, that was a disturbing last few panels.

Commented in the game Bad grammar.

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Yay, we managed to keep Cookie Monster at the end!

Commented in the game The Cookie Monsta Lisa

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Remarkably consistent throughout, except for Lincoln becoming the Devil. Well done, everyone!

Commented in the game Jesus vs Abe Lincoln, both riding dinosaurs

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I assume by the "Linguistics 101" that the reference was understood?

Commented in the game Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

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It's possible to insert three more "buffalo"s in there and still make this a coherent sentence, but it would be too long for Drawception's limit.

Commented in the game Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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sunglasses YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!

Commented in the game Drug Dealer Bear

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My second attempt at doing this got derailed even more than the first did.

This was inspired by one time when I stayed up too late after a long day and decided to play Ocarina of Time right before bed. The result was Link constantly bumping into things, missing jumps, and landing in lava pits.

Commented in the game Half-asleep Link derping around Fire Temple

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It's always great to see these things turn out nothing like the OP.

Commented in the game Bruce Banner loses his temper during a debate

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Wow, my game made the top list? Thanks, guys!

Commented in the game If Canada ruled the world.

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I wasn't kidding when I said pay! Now you'll pay the ultimate price!

Commented in the game Shopkeeper zaps Link for stealing things

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I wouldn't vote for him; his track record as ruler of Hyrule for seven years leaves a lot to be desired.

Commented in the game ganondorf for prez 2016

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I forgot to make this a 24-panel game.

Commented in the game The thing on Panel 24 will kill you.

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Yes, remarkably consistent with Jesus riding a dinosaur.

Commented in the game Jesus riding a Triceratops

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Khorne Flakes? Nice. >:D

Incidentally, I had to remove the "the"s for length.

Commented in the game BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR SKULL THRONE!

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It is too late. You have awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.

Commented in the game Angry gazebo attacks knight

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What kind of world do we live in where a duck can't even cross the road without being arrested and punched in the face?

Commented in the game Why the chicken crossed the road

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A shocked and confused Marshtomp will kill us all then.

Commented in the game The thing on Panel 15 will kill you.