step 1: Go outside

step 1: Go outside

Step 3: Ghosts posses you

step 5: kill yourself before ghosts kill you

Step 7: Fly. They will never forgive you.

Step 9: Re-emerge 300 years later

Step 11: Get wasted

step 13: repeat

Step 15: Eat a plate of regretti spaghetti

Step 17: Ignore the wishes of your elders

Step 19: Regret partying too hard

Step 21: Now, bravely buy a bunch of dogs

Step 23: make sure all those cats are dead