Step 1: Go to the store

Step 1: Go to the store

Step 3: donate it all to charity!

Step 5: repeat steps 1 and 2, skipping 3.

Step 7: skip to step 9 (only if you're male)

Step 9: realize you're actually a potato

Step 11: Question what you've done is possible

Step 13: take a real bath with actual water

Step 15: Eat the Bath Bombs